Today was my last Therapy Dog class and out came that dumb ol' umbrella. I do NOT like that thing! I kept trying to hide behind my human, but my trainer kept working with me and I started getting braver and braver! I still don't like that thing, but I did get lots of treats!! AND guess what else?? My human said I was a BRAVE girl and then I got even MORE treats. Maybe if that dumb ol' umbrella causes a shower of treats, it's not so bad after all!
posted by Keegan 5:44 PM
Sunday, May 31, 2009
That crazy human of mine set up cones in the house so Kipper can practice Rally. I just sat on the sideline and watched. AND THE BEST PART??? When Kipper did it right we BOTH got a treat! I'm gonna have to help that brother of mine study harder so we'll get MORE treats!
posted by Keegan 3:48 PM
Saturday, May 30, 2009
My human brought home CONES and she thinks I'm going to go AROUND them. Doesn't she know the shortest distance between two points is a straight line? WHY should I go around the cones to get where I'm going. HRMPH!!!!! (They are fun to pee on though!)
posted by Kipper 5:52 PM
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Today we had BIG thunder boomers and someone started throwing ROCKS at our house! I barked and barked and ran and ran and tried to alert my dumb ol' human to the DANGER and she just kept telling me it was OK! WHAT?!?!? Someone is throwing ROCKS at our house and it is OK?!?!?! Finally I decided I had to take matters into my own paws, so I went and jumped in the bathtub to take cover. Humans ... BLAH!
posted by Kipper 7:55 PM
WE GOT TO GO TO THE PARK AGAIN! I'm starting to like this school "homework"!
posted by Kipper 6:42 PM
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Today we went to the park and my human said I made a 50. A fifty what?!? She said two people came up to me and I sat nicely and let them pet me, then two other people came up and I started jumping jumping jumping. What does she want?!?!? Perfection?!? HA! I gotta keep life interesting! (She sure doesn't!)
posted by Keegan 6:15 PM
Saturday, May 02, 2009
My human isn't very happy with me! After following her around the Rally course and knowing she was lost I started marking those cones so I could find my way home. Was she appreciative?!?! NO!!!! She said KIPPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!? I thought it seemed pretty obvious what I was doing ... one of us needs to mark our path so we don't get lost! I didn't see her doing anything and I'm a take charge kinda guy!
posted by Kipper 2:50 PM
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
My human started practicing something on me called T-Touches. I don't know what it is but it sure feels good! BUT!!!! Everytime I look at her she says YES, and stops. I don't want her to STOP! I LIKE a good rubbin'! Crazy human.
posted by Keegan 5:13 PM
Monday, April 27, 2009
I wish my human would make up her mind. We've been going out and practicing Rally and I've decided Rally is just another word for "I'M LOST!" First my human says turn left, then turn right, go around, back up, come here, will she ever make up her mind?!? Hmm ... maybe I need to learn how to read those signs, someone needs to be in charge of the directions and it isn't her!
posted by Kipper 11:43 AM
Friday, April 24, 2009
We got to go to GRANDPAW'S HOUSE! We LOVE LOVE LOVE going to GRANDPAWS! We saw horses and cows and goats and even a CAT! We sniffed and sniffed and Kipper marked and marked and we got to see our friend MOLLY! We can't wait to go AGAIN!
posted by Keegan 7:08 PM
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Therapy dog class was SCARY today! My teacher brought out a dreaded umbrella!!! I did not like it, not one little bit and then there was a wheelchair and a walker and I hadda hide behind my human. My teacher asked my human to take me outside so I could get a little break. WHAT?!? I didn't want to go outside! I wanted to go back INSIDE! Even if my friends were playing with scary stuff! What if they started the lovie dovie part and I missed it?!?!?
posted by Keegan 4:05 PM
Monday, April 20, 2009
My human said if I want to be a therapy dog I gotta quit jumping! I can't jump and say hello?!?!? Doesn't she know I am short and I NEED to let people know I am available for lovin'!!!!
posted by Keegan 12:12 PM
Thursday, April 16, 2009
My human signed me up for the best class EVER! I get to go to school and see lots of humans and other dogs and all the humans want to pet me! DUH! Of course they do! Who could resist this little furry face????
posted by Keegan 12:03 PM
Monday, April 13, 2009
My human took me to this thing called Rally tonight. It got me a few treats and anything that gets me treats has to be a good thing!
posted by Kipper 11:41 AM
Thursday, April 03, 2008
My Human said her favorite idol CLAY AIKEN is releasing a new CD in May titled On My Way Here. AND that the producer was named KIPPER! WELL ... my name is KIPPER and I sure didn't see Clay on HIS WAY HERE?!?! My human said Clay and I are both handsome men and I have almost all the colors of Clay's various hairstyles in my fur! AND we almost had the same hairstyle for a while. Aren't we two handsome dudes?? That's me on the right!
My human also said that her favorite doggy charity is raffling off a "Love That Pound Puppy" quilt. She said Clay should buy some tickets with all that money he made from Spamalot cause it has BORDER TERRIERS! I say "HA!!! she better buy some tickets for me cause it has CAIRNS!"
Can you believe that sister of mine let a bird sneak up on her in the yard? I'm not so sure my sister is a CAIRN. What kinda of CAIRN lets a BIRD sneak up on them?!? My human was looking out the window at Keegan and said BIRD. I thought she was saying Keegan was chasing a bird and I tore out through the doggy door to get a piece of the action. WHAT DID I SEE?? Keegan sitting in the middle of the yard dog dreaming and a bird walking around behind her! I ran out there and did my CAIRN duty - I scared that bird off and told him to stay out of my yard and I better not see him again. Sisters ... blech ... who needs them?!
Check out the blog my human has been doing for some dog named Col. Potter.
HEY EVERYONE! Remember ME?? My human promises me she will quit hogging MY computer so I can get my website updated and write my BLOGS! If she doesn't I'm gonna hire someone that will. Do you know anyone that works for treats? AND it needs to be someone that doesn't require a lot of treats cause I only have Keegan's treats available to pay my hired help. WHAT you thought I would give up MY treats? THINK AGAIN!
posted by Kipper 10:07 PM
Thursday, September 06, 2007
My human is very excited!!! She keeps saying "Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!?!" I'm always ready to play ball!! I don't know why she thinks football can only start in the FALL!!!!!
posted by Kipper 6:54 PM