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Friday, July 29, 2005
My uncle came and took all of my living room furniture! Little Keegan was upset cause she didn't have a couch and we all know she is the biggest couch potato! I didn't mind the lack of furniture cause it gave me more room to zoom and play ball! My race track didn't last long enough though cause the next day some men brought all new furniture. I've been voicing my displeasure by barking at that new furniture but my crazy human still hasn't gotten the word that it is in MY way! Hmm ... wonder how I can get rid of that furniture and blame it on Keegan ...
posted by Kipper 7:13 PM 0 comments
Sunday, July 10, 2005
My human just won't listen. Today she shredded some papers and I kept barking STOP STOP STOP! Let me shred them! Instead of letting ME do it she fed them to the stupid shredder. I hate that thing. I can shred papers where NO one can read them. Who needs a shredder when you have TEETH?!?!
posted by Kipper 9:11 PM 0 comments
Sunday, July 03, 2005
I better get extra treats tonight! I had to help my human fix the toilet and I don't even get to use it! She crawled under the toilet and I crawled right up on top of her so I could see what she was doing. Anytime I see the tools come out I'M THERE!! I wonder if I could find a tool belt to fit me?!?
posted by Kipper 9:43 PM 0 comments
Saturday, July 02, 2005
My talent is so unappreciated. Early, early, EARLY this morning I heard THUNDER way off in the distance and sounded the alarm to protect my family! Was my human grateful for my watchdog abilities and my desire to keep my family safe? NO!!! Then this evening I heard an awful noise outside! It was the neighbor and his LAWNMOWER! Those things are DANGEROUS! So I barked and barked and ran along the fence and told him to get that thing away from my yard! Did my human appreciate the fact I was trying to protect her, my sisters and my yard? NO!!! She yelled at me to hush and I kept barking and then she tried to grab me while I was protecting MY family. I ran ran ran right under the bed and she crawled right under there after me, pulled me out and put me in my crate! Is that any way to treat a dedicated guard dog?!? If you would like to enlist my services and would appreciate someone that can protect you from thunder and lawnmowers call me! 1-800-DOG BARK
posted by Kipper 8:04 PM 0 comments
