GUESS WHAT?!?! My human brought home a BIG HUGE GIGANTIC CAKE!!!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE CAKE! My human's birthday is Saturday so she brought home CAKE and PRESENTS! I sniffed and sniffed when she brought that cake in my house but did she give me any?!? NO!!! So I stole one of her presents and ran ran ran and then not only did I get cake but I got ICING too!!!!! I'll give up one of her presents for cake any ol' day. Especially when the cake has ICING!!! AROO!!!
posted by Kipper 8:44 PM
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Tuesday, July 22, 2003
My human bought me a NEW electronic mouse!! This one is brown and furry and runs runs runs and I get to chase it and bark bark bark. Little Keegan chases the mouse too and sometimes she grabs it by the TAIL! I never grab it by the tail but don't think I'm scared of it cause I'm NOT!!!! I just want to be able to chase it!!! (Really, I'm NOT scared of my new mouse...really!!!)
posted by Kipper 7:33 PM
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Sunday, July 13, 2003
MY HUMAN GOT IN MY SWIMMING POOL!!! I don't care if it is 100 degrees it is MY pool! She is not allowed to stand in it and splash around! She is only allowed to clean it and then fill it back up with water!!!!!!! THE NERVE OF SOME HUMANS!!!!!
posted by Kipper 8:34 PM
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Tuesday, July 08, 2003
My human went to the groomer and now she is looking at my hairz and telling me that my hair is longer than hers. Did I tell her she needed to go to the groomer? NO!! So why does she think it is MY fault that her hair is short and why does she think she can replace her missing hair with MINE?!?! STEP BACK AWAY FROM MY HAIRZ!!!!
posted by Kipper 7:02 PM
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