I don't know WHAT my human would do if I wasn't here to take care of her and my house! Last night we went to bed and she left the windows open and it started to rain. Did she get up and close the windows? NO! I had to bark bark bark to wake her up and then did she get up and close the windows? NO!! She said "Kipper, no barking be quiet." THEN TRIED TO GO BACK TO SLEEP!! I had to bark bark bark some more and little Keegan started barking to help me and FINALLY my human heard the thunder and got up and CLOSED THE WINDOWS!! MY HOUSE WOULD HAVE BEEN FLOODED!!! HOW did my human survive without me?!?!
posted by Kipper 10:12 PM
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Tuesday, April 29, 2003
I got to take my human on a walk!! It has been a long time since we walked around the block but today I got to go! I barked at birds and saw a
C-A-T and then my human saw another human that she knew! I don't know why she always finds humans she knows, I think it is just an excuse to stop walking! That other human talked to me and then rubbed my hairz and told my human I feel like a porcupine. I AM NOT A PORCUPINE! I think that other human is just jealous cause I have hairz and he doesn't!!!!!!!!
posted by Kipper 8:42 PM
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Monday, April 28, 2003
I finally have time to use MY computer! Last week my human kept me busy supervising her work. She made a robot model for a contest at work and I sat right there and watched her the whole time. I did NOT like that robot. I barked and kicked and kicked and barked. I am the ONLY man in this house and I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!! That robot needs to find a new home!
posted by Kipper 7:15 PM
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Sunday, April 20, 2003
Today is EASTER! I got a new toy AND special treats! Now if I can just find that bunny my day will be complete...
posted by Kipper 4:36 PM
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Friday, April 18, 2003
My human brought home a squirt bottle! I LOVE that squirt bottle. If I jump on my human she will squirt me with WATER! So I jump jump jump and she squirts squirts squirts and I get soaking wet! That squirt bottle is almost as good as my pool. I wonder what else I can do so I can get squirted some more...
posted by Kipper 9:46 PM
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Monday, April 14, 2003
My human brought home CAKE from my friend Andy's birthday party! We got to have a little piece when our human came home and then we had another little piece with our dinner. I don't know why we get such little pieces, I saw that big bag of cake Andy sent me! I think my human is trying to STEAL our cake! That cake is for DOGS and NOT for HUMANS! I bet my human would try to eat my pigears if I didn't watch them so close!!
posted by Kipper 6:33 PM
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Sunday, April 13, 2003
I got to help my human work in the yard...well, I didn't really get to do anything but watch! She got to dig in the dirt but when I tried to dig she said "KIPPER NO!". Then she pulled some weeds but when I pulled on the grass she said "KIPPER NO!" Then she used the shovel to pick up Shelsey's poop but when I tried to pick some up she yelled "EWW!! NO KIPPER NO! LEAVE IT ALONE!!" (She got really worked up about that poop thang!) The best part about working in the yard? When we were finished she brought a BIG bowl of water outside for us to get a drink but instead of drinking it I GOT TO SWIM!!!! I'm ready for it to get warmer so I can have my BIG pool though and not have to swim in a bowl!!
posted by Kipper 5:57 PM
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