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Monday, March 31, 2003

 

I think I might like this baseball stuff! My human ordered pizza so she could sit on the couch and watch all the games and I got to steal her napkin and tear it into little tiny itsy bitsy pieces ALL over the living room. THEN I GOT A LITTLE BITE OF PIZZA!!! My human said I couldn't have but a little bite cause pizza isn't good for dogs BUT A LITTLE BITE IS BETTER THAN NO BITE!!! I've been thinking about this though...if pizza isn't good for dogs it probably isn't good for humans either but that sure didn't stop my human from eating and eating! NEXT TIME I'M GONNA DEMAND A BIG HUGE BITE!!! What's good for the human is good for ME!

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Sunday, March 30, 2003

 

My human is so excited cause today is the Opening Day of Baseball. Why doesn't she get excited when I want to play ball?!? All I've heard today is "Kipper, guess what today is?", "Kipper, we gotta watch the game.", "Kipper, don't bark I can't hear the TV." BLAH! Soon my human will be hoarse from yelling at the TV and I will be able to do WHATEVER I want cause I won't be able to hear her tell me no and she sure can't catch me and put me in jail when I decide to zoom. If she wasn't such a couch potato she might be able to at least keep me in sight...

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Saturday, March 29, 2003

 

My human made a patriotic page for my website. Check it out!

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Monday, March 24, 2003

 

I was right! My human pulled and pulled my hairz. (I think she was jealous cause my hair was longer than hers!) My big lion mane...GONE! My beautiful ear hairz...GONE! At least she shaped my tail right, it is the perfect Cairn carrot. Poor little Keegan's tail looks like a big fat hot-dog. Looking at that tail sure makes me HUNGRY!! Without all my hairz I look fit and trim maybe my human will feed me MORE!!

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Friday, March 21, 2003

 

My human went to the dog show today and that means one thing and it is NOT good! SHE IS GOING TO START PULLING OUT MY HAIRZ!! She did come home and say I was the cutest dog she saw all day and Keegan was the cutest little girl. SO WHY DOES SHE THINK SHE NEEDS TO PULL OUR HAIRZ?!?

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Saturday, March 15, 2003

 

I'm worried about my human. Today she said "Kipper, you better settle down, you are getting too big for your britches!". She must be delirious cause I don't HAVE any britches! She should know that! Well, I do have my weightlifter belt but it fits just fine.

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Monday, March 10, 2003

 

MY HUMAN IGNORED ME! She went off into the room with my big sister and locked me out! I barked but she still didn't come out so I jumped up on the end table and tried to grab the phone to call her. I couldn't carry that big phone so I just grabbed the clock so I could see how long she IGNORED me. All that noise I made had her running out of that room in about 3 seconds! I wanted to keep that clock so I could tell when my dinner was late so I ran out my doggy door and took that clock out into my backyard but then GUESS WHAT?!!? I heard my human giving Keegan a TREAT!! So I ran back into the house and traded that ol' clock for a treat. I'll have to rely on my tummy to let me know when my dinner is late!!

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Sunday, March 09, 2003

 

No more jungle adventures for me, my human mowed the grass and I got to help in the yard! I dug in the shrubs and barked barked barked at the lawn mower and guess what I found in the shed?!? MY SWIMMING POOL! I jumped in it and waited for my human to put water in it but she said NO it is too COLD! For some reason it wasn't too cold when my human wanted to wash my muddy feet...

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Friday, March 07, 2003

 

I GOT TO GO TO MY GRANDPAW'S!! On the way there I saw some cows with big L O N G horns and then I saw a big FAT horse and when I got to Grandpaw's house he had something called a C-A-T! I've never seen a C-A-T up close before (except for Mr. Bonz and he didn't much like me). My human wouldn't let me check out that C-A-T even though I really Really REALLY wanted to. I am so mistreated....

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