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Saturday, February 22, 2003

 

I got to go to Earthdog AGAIN!!! This time I even went into the tunnel but when I tried to turn the corner and get to the rats there was a huge LAKE! My human did NOT tell me the tunnel was FLOODED. I wanted to get those rats but not bad enough to swim and get my hairz all dirty! So I backed backed backed right out of that tunnel and ran ran ran then I squeezed out of the fence and ran ran ran. My human was NOT happy having to chase me through all the mud and tall grass. Then after my human caught me and took me back to my car I was busy marking my car's tires so all the other dogs would know which car was mine and I didn't see Keegan stick her head down there by the tire to smell. Honest I didn't!! I don't know why my human was so upset that I marked Keegan's head, I was just protecting my little sister and wanted all the other dogs to know she belonged to ME! I tried to mark my human too but she kept jumping out of the way! Someone has to watch after my family since my human almost let me get lost in all the tall grass and mud!

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Wednesday, February 19, 2003

 

Today I tried to get my human to play with my favorite red ball and she said "NO! Go get your blue ball and I'll play". So I went looking and found my manly blue ball and made her hold up her end of the deal. Why was she so surprised when I went to get my blue ball?!? I'm not as picky as my human I'll play ball no matter what color it is, and after all my manly blue ball is my second favorite!

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Sunday, February 16, 2003

 

I got to go to Earthdog practice with my human and little Keegan! I saw my buddy Chaco, lots and lots of weenie dogs and other humans! This time I even saw those RATS! The judge showed me those rats in their little cage and I barked and barked and kicked and kicked. For some reason my human and that judge wanted me to go down this hole to those rats. I don't know why they wanted me to go in that hole. I just jumped over this big mound of dirt and there were the RATS! I didn't need to go down into that dark tunnel to find them! When it was little Keegan's turn she tried to bribe the judge by giving him lots and lots of kissies. She didn't want to get those rats at all. She did go down the tunnel all the way to the rats, but did she want the rats?!? NO she wanted to give the judge more kissies! My human said we get to go again next weekend so I can look at those rats and Keegan can bribe the judge. Maybe Keegan can distract that judge with kissies and I can get those RATS! AROO!

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Sunday, February 09, 2003

 

My little sister has a lot to learn. My human was doing laundry and Keegan tried to steal clothes while my human was standing right there and watching. She needs to learn to be sneaky like ME! I laid on the couch and squeezed my eyes shut and my human thought "what a sweet little angel he is asleep". THEN she left the clothes unguarded and left the room! I jumped up and picked through all the towels until I found the perfect one and then ran ran ran right out my doggy door and around and around the yard. My human had to give me lots of treats to get that towel back! Keegan needs to take lesson from the MASTER! Yep, you guessed it, that would be ME!!

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Saturday, February 08, 2003

 

We got to have a slumber party! Me and Keegan slept in the BIG bed with our human! For some reason I had to wear my "weightlifters belt" to bed... (My human calls it a belly band, but how macho is that?!?!)

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Thursday, February 06, 2003

 

My human signed me and Keegan up for Earthdog! I get to go on a long trip with my human and see weenie dogs and see people and mark trees and see weenie dogs and see my buddy Chaco and mark some trees and see weenie dogs! Oh! and I gotta try a little harder to find that mouse this time or my human said I wasn't going again... Maybe Keegan will find the rat while I visit with those WEENIE DOGS!

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Wednesday, February 05, 2003

 

Keegan and I are going to JAIL! We didn't read the fine print and removed a tag that said UNDER PENALTY OF LAW THIS TAG NOT TO BE REMOVED EXCEPT BY THE CONSUMER!! My human said we are not consumers and Zack's dude is going to arrest us and take us to jail! I think tomorrow while my human is at work Keegan and I will become "consumers" and finish eating that dumb ol' pillow, then Zack's dude and my human can just try and find the evidence...

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Monday, February 03, 2003

 

My human said Auntie Teri got something in the mail for me and I was so excited until I found out it was a RAKE!! My human raked all my hairz and pulled em out by the roots! If my human feels the need to rake she can go outside! I am not green like grass and she better stop pulling the hairz off my...

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Sunday, February 02, 2003

 

Today is Groundhog Day! My human said the groundhog would come out and look for its shadow. I never saw any ol' groundhog. I did see my little sister Keegan...she is close to the ground AND a hog so maybe that counts...

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