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Friday, November 29, 2002

 

I discovered my little sister IS good for something. Today I accidentally knocked my ball in between the TV and the stereo cabinet and with my broad manly shoulders I couldn't squeeze in between them to get to my ball! I was in a panic and my human was watching TV and wouldn't get up to help me. I started barking and kicking and Keegan ran over and since she has a little petite girl body she COULD fit between the TV and the stereo and she got my ball out for me! I was SO excited! Little sisters ARE good for some things!

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Thursday, November 28, 2002

 

Today is THANKSGIVING! I am thankful I have such a messy human cause she dropped all kinds of things on the floor for me to eat! Then I got a special bowl of food with a little bit of turkey and a special "doggy dessert"! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving and didn't have to share food with their SISTERS!

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Wednesday, November 27, 2002

 

YOU FOUND MY NEW HOME ON THE WEB!! It only took my human months and months to finish it...where is my Auntie Teri when I need her?!?!

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Tuesday, November 26, 2002

 

I am such a helpful boy. Today my human left a stack of mail on the couch and I ripped it into tiny little pieces. I've heard about Identity Theft and I protected my human. Who needs a shredder when you have TEETH?!?!

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Saturday, November 23, 2002

 

I got to help my human COOK. She had to try out some recipes before Thanksgiving, (something about not wanting to poison the whole family) and I got to watch her mix stuff and drop stuff! I liked watching her drop stuff on the floor much better than watching her mix it in the bowl. I think I am going to like this thing called COOKING! Now I gotta figure out a way to make her do less mixing and MORE DROPPING!! (I'm so glad I have a messy human!!)

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Thursday, November 21, 2002

 

My human went to the groomer. I don't know why she didn't let me and Keegan groom her since she is always plucking out our hairz. I say one good pluck deserves another!

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Monday, November 18, 2002

 

I got to go see my girlfriend Cimarron! We ran and ran and played and played. I marked ALL of her yard as MY territory so no other boys will try to steal her away. Then we went on a walk around her neighborhood and I tried to leave my mark but my "marker" was dry. Next time I'll listen to my human when she says to drink my water!

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Friday, November 15, 2002

 

Yesterday I went to see my doctor. She told me I was one HANDSOME boy and in PERFECT health and then when I wasn't paying attention SHE STUCK A NEEDLE IN MY BOTTOM!! I was NOT happy. She tried to beg forgiveness by giving me a treat but I stuck my nose up at her and her old treat. But then she gave the treat to my human so I decided she had suffered long enough and I should eat her old treat just to show there wasn't any hard feelings. But she better not pull that needle trick again or I won't eat her old treat for THIRTY seconds next time!

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Wednesday, November 13, 2002

 

THERE ARE ALIENS FLYING OVER MY BACKYARD! Every night I see the UFO's with their big bright eye flying over MY yard. I bark and run and bark and run and bark and run until they leave! My human said they are just airplanes but what does she know about DANGER! I am the one that always has to sound the warning and protect the women cause I'M A MIGHTY CAIRN WARRIER!! AROO!!

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Sunday, November 10, 2002

 

Today I got to go with my human AND LITTLE SISTER HAD TO STAY HOME! We went to see my bestest big friend Max and my favoritest trainer Heather at Petsmart AND LITTLE SISTER HAD TO STAY HOME!! My human bought me treats and I met lots of new dogs and humans AND LITTLE SISTER HAD TO STAY HOME!! I even got a milkbone from one of the nice Petsmart humans AND LITTLE SISTER HAD TO STAY HOME! I am so excited I got to go on an adventure with my human AND LITTLE SISTER HAD TO STAY HOME!

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Thursday, November 07, 2002

 

My human took me for a ride in the car! She isn't a very good driver though cause we hit those bump things in the middle of the road. I DID NOT LIKE THAT THUMP THUMP NOISE! So I stood up and barked barked barked! WATCH WERE YOU'RE GOING! HANDS AT 10 AND 2! HANDS AT 10 AND 2! Finally my human listened and got back in our lane. It is such hard work to keep my human aware of all the dangers around us, I'm going to get hoarse from all the barking!

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Sunday, November 03, 2002

 

I gotta be very, very quiet cause Keegan and I are in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!! I did my bizness in the house cause I didn't want to go outside and get my paws wet. I thought Keegan would get blamed and I would escape prosecution cept I "aimed high' and my human knew it was me, so to JAIL I went! I finally was released and THEN Keegan got caught chewing on the lamp cord so now she is in JAIL! I don't know why WE keep ending up in JAIL it is OUR house! Our human is lucky we let HER live with US!

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Saturday, November 02, 2002

 

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is DEAD! CAUSE I KILLED HER!!! NO MORE dressing up in a STUPID hat Halloween is OVER! My human said something about antlers for Christmas but I REFUSE to dress up like a TURKEY for Thanksgiving! A Cairns gotta do what a Cairns gotta do. AROO!!

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