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Wednesday, October 30, 2002

 

Today we "tested" our central heat cause it is gonna get COLD this weekend. I did NOT like that smell! I think my human was trying to burn down MY house and didn't even know it! I put my nose in the air and barked and barked and barked until my human opened the windows and that smell went away. I don't need no stinkin' heater I have a FUR coat! What would my human do without me to bark bark bark and warn her of all the dangers she doesn't seem to notice?!?

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Tuesday, October 29, 2002

 

Guess what?!? My human and I went to a meeting just for us CAIRNS. There were a bunch of dogs that looked just like me...well not exactly like me because I am much more handsome than the ordinary Cairn. OH! My human just reminded me that those were not ordinary Cairns cause they were show dogs but I was still the cutest one there! One human told my human that I had a very nice neck. I, of course, already knew that I have a nice neck, and a nice head and legs and back and well all of me is very nice because like I said I WAS THE CUTEST DOG THERE!

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Saturday, October 26, 2002

 

This is so NOT funny! Now we ALL know who is the witch in my family and it is NOT me! WHEN IS HALLOWEEN OVER?!?!

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Friday, October 25, 2002

 

My little sister got in trouble hahahahahaaaha. She stole my human's socks, chewed on a clothes hanger, pulled the blanket off the couch, brought some rocks in the house, ate some mulch, scratched my human's nose and DESTROYED MY BED!!! Of course I didn't stop her destruction and I might have helped just a little. IT'S GREAT HAVING A LITTLE SISTER TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON!!! Next time though she better leave my bed ALONE!

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Monday, October 21, 2002

 

My human plucked my hairz AGAIN. Doesn't she know it is almost winter?!?! Between my human plucking my hairz and my little sister ripping them out I'm gonna be BALD! My human said for Halloween I can be a plucked chicken. I say NOT FUNNY!

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Saturday, October 19, 2002

 

I got to go on another adventure with my human! We went to the "See Spot Walk" and they let me participate even though my name isn't SPOT! Since I'm a natural born leader I had to be in the FRONT of the pack and we walked and walked and walked. My human said it was only a two mile walk but I think we did a marathon! When we crossed the finish line I got a NEW TOY! Then my friends Dexter and Kelsey came and we went to the Harvest Moon Festival. Guess what I found there...free samples of Kettle Corn. I stayed right there and waited for people to drop their popcorn and I snatched it up! (That is til my human saw how much I was eating!) Popcorn, a new pull toy and parole from my sister! What a perfect day!

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Thursday, October 17, 2002

 

Why does my human always have to watch Survivor? I outwit, outplay and outlast my sisters every day. I AM THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR!!! (I'll take a MILLION pig ears please!) AROO!

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Wednesday, October 16, 2002

 

My human interfered with my FROG HUNT. I looked and looked and finally found a frog and my human took it away! She said something about me being mean to it. All I did was smack it on the head because I said JUMP and it just sat there and looked at me with those little beady eyes. I would have smacked it some more if my human wasn't watching. Frogs need to learn to RESPECT mighty CAIRN warriors! AROO!!

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Sunday, October 13, 2002

 

IT'S FALL!!!! I caught my first leaf of the season, took it into the house and promptly tore it into a million billion tiny pieces. I LOVE FALL!! So many leaves to catch, so little time...

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Saturday, October 12, 2002

 

I got to tear up one of my toys today BEFORE my little sister had a chance to destroy it! My human was watching football (with her eyes closed) and my little sister was taking a nap and I was DESTROYING my rope bone. I worked and worked until I got the knot on the end loose and then I started pulling out strings, strings and more strings. My human didn't see me until I got a little too excited and shook the rope and strings went flying. I was COVERED in strings and had a pile on the floor beside me before she noticed. THEN SHE TRIED TO TAKE MY ROPE AWAY!!! So I RAN RAN RAN with MY rope scattering strings all over the house. My little sister saw what fun I was having so she grabbed some strings too and we RAN RAN RAN! And we had FUN FUN FUN til our human took the rope-bone away! ARoorooroorooorooo

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Friday, October 11, 2002

 

Not only do I have to puppy-sit my sister now I have to be the safety officer too!! My human put me in my crate to go sleepy then decided to open the blinds and window above my crate. THE MINI-BLIND CORD CAME DOWN AND TOUCHED MY CRATE!!! I BARKED and BARKED and BARKED until my human paid attention to me. Doesn't she know Mini-Blind cords are DANGEROUS?!?! I REFUSED to stop barking until my human got that cord OFF my crate!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT SAFETY?!?

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Tuesday, October 08, 2002

 

My human FINALLY went back to work today! (About time cause I need more money for PIG EARS!) BUT!!!! She left my little sister home with ME! I AM NOT a puppy-sitter!!!! My human is gonna owe me BIG!! (BIG pig ears, BIG bones and a BIG new blue ball since my sister ATE mine!)

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Saturday, October 05, 2002

 

Today I got to go on an adventure with my human and my little sister had to stay HOME!! We rode in the car for hours and hours and when I finally got to get out I was surrounded by WEENIE DOGS! I've never seen so many weenie dogs in ALL my life, there were thousands and thousands of them and I HAD to sniff them ALL! Then I got to meet my new friend CHACO! He is a Cairn like ME! After I finished socializing I found out I was supposed to find a RAT, I was at the Earthdog trial my human had told me about! When it was finally my turn I put my nose to the ground and smelled the RAT and started for the tunnel but then I saw a HUMAN I hadn't said HI to yet so I went to see her! Then MY human said Kipper come! But I was way too busy marking my territory. Then I started back to the tunnel but a big tree was in my way so I had to check that out! My human started to come get me but I wasn't finished with the tree so we went round and round it! Finally I stopped so my human could pick me up and she carried me back to the tunnel and told me to go down and get the RAT. OH YEAH! THE RAT!! I started to go down the tunnel and then thought HEY! If my human wants the RAT so bad SHE can get it, I WANT TO SEE MORE HUMANS! So I backed back out of the tunnel and went visiting again. I don't know why my human was so interested in that smelly old rat...humans and weenie dogs are much more FUN!

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Friday, October 04, 2002

 

It's GREAT to be the BIG brother! While my little sister was sleeping I got to sit on the couch and eat POPCORN with my human and watch baseball! I don't know why my human has to watch baseball on TV. I am a much better ballplayer than those "men in tights" and I NEVER threaten to go on strike!!

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Wednesday, October 02, 2002

 

Guess what!!! I've learned how to BULLDOG my little sister. I can run along beside her, reach over grab her neck, wrestle her to the ground and sit on top of her before my human even knows what I am doing! I need boots and chaps, a cowboy hat, spurs and a latigo and I can join that thing they call a rodeo!!!

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