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Sunday, September 29, 2002

 

Guess what?!?! My human dropped MONEY on the floor. I grabbed $20 and ran ran ran. My little sister doesn't know about money yet cause she just grabbed $1. I think I was robbed though...shouldn't $20 buy more than one milkbone?!?!

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Saturday, September 28, 2002

 

Having a little sister is HARD work. Can you believe she didn't know how to run up and down the fence with the dogs next door?!?! I had to teach her to run run run without barking cause my human doesn't like for me to play with those dogs. She thinks I'm annoying them and someday they will EAT me. I'M A MIGHTY CAIRN WARRIOR THEY BETTER NOT COME IN MY YARD!!! Especially not now since I have a little sister with SHARP teeth! (Having a BIG sister around helps too!)

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Thursday, September 26, 2002

 

Destroyed Ball 3.57 Pig ears Little Sister 1428.57 Pig ears Having a playmate PRICELESS

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Tuesday, September 24, 2002

 

With all these girls around here I've decided I have to be a macho man! After I do my bizness I kick kick kick. My human laughs at me cause I wait until I am half-way across the yard and in the shade. I might have to work on being a macho man but I'm not dumb...why would I stand in the sun and kick when I can be in the shade?!?! That is SMART and MACHO!!!

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Monday, September 23, 2002

 

I gotta go to PETSMART!!! My human got me treats, a rope bone and THREE new balls cause my little sister keeps chewing on mine! Both of my sisters had to stay home and my human didn't buy them ANYTHING! It's good to be KING!!! AROO!!

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Sunday, September 22, 2002

 

How can such a little sister be so LOUD?!?!

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Friday, September 20, 2002

 

HAPPY GOTCHA DAY TO ME!!! I got TOYS and TREATS and a LITTLE SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks just like me!! Sorry, no time to speak I gotta PLAY!! AROOOOO!!

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Thursday, September 19, 2002

 

Tomorrow is my GOTCHA DAY!!! The day my human got me from my breeder human! I heard I'm getting a BIG surprise ... I sure hope one of my surprises starts with PIG and ends with EARS!! AROO!!

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Wednesday, September 18, 2002

 

My human is not happy. How was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to wash my toys in the toilet?!?

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Monday, September 16, 2002

 

Kipper's Proverb - by me KIPPER! A pig ear saved is... well...FOOLISH who would save a pig ear?!?!

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Saturday, September 14, 2002

 

I gotta go to Petsmart and meet my friend Max's new little sister! She is the smallest Mastiff ever cause she is just my size! My human said Tiny won't be so tiny next time I see her...whatever that means! While we were at Petsmart I saw a little human playing with a blue ball. I wanted that blue ball BAD!!! My human found an orange ball and tried to get me to take that but I WANTED THE MANLY BLUE BALL!!! One of the Petsmart humans saw my dilemma and took the ball from that little human and gave it to ME! Then when I went up front to make my human pay for my new BLUE ball I got a TREAT!! ALL humans were put on earth to serve ME!!! (That little human still needs to learn that!)

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Wednesday, September 11, 2002

 

We Remember...

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Tuesday, September 10, 2002

 

I GOT A NEW TOY!!!!!! and I destroyed it in about ohhhh 5 minutes...they just don't make toys like they did when I was a pup!!

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Monday, September 09, 2002

 

Kipper's Song Lyrics - by me KIPPER! Adapted from (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty Lick, Lick, Lick - Lick, Lick, Lick Lick Your Toeee, Lick Your Toeee Oh, Lick, Lick, Lick - Lick, Lick, Lick Lick Your Toeee, Lick Your Toeee

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Saturday, September 07, 2002

 

WOE IS ME! I broke my toenail! My human took me to my doctor and she PULLED IT OUT BY THE ROOT and put a BIG bandage on my foot! I DIDN'T EVEN GET A TREAT!!! Then when we got home we went to Grandpaw's house and they all LAUGHED at me and called me Chester and Hopalong! YOU JUST WAIT TIL MY TOE IS BETTER THEN WE WILL SEE WHO IS LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wednesday, September 04, 2002

 

MY HUMAN STOLE MY MAIL!! Someone sent me some pup-peronis in the mail, I SAW them and I SMELLED them. NOW THEY ARE GONE!!! Those are PUP-peronis not HUM-aronis. WHERE ARE THEY?!?!

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Monday, September 02, 2002

 

Today was something called a "holiday" and I got to play play play outside. Then my human cooked some food right out in the backyard! I snuck under the cooking thing and found some meat juice! YUMMY! My human said I couldn't have any "human" food and dog food was much better. If dog food is so GOOD why doesn't my human eat it?!?!

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Sunday, September 01, 2002

 

Kipper's Song Lyrics - by me KIPPER! (With a little help from my big sister SHELSEY.) Adapted from Green Acres. [Kipper] Petsmart is the place for me Toy shoppin' is the life for me, Aisles spreading out so far and wide Don't stop buyin', just give me that rawhide. [Shelsey] The yard is where I'd rather stay. I don't like to go out every day. I just adore my backyard view Kipper you're a PITA but I love you! [Kipper] ...Fun Store! [Shelsey] ...Doggy Doors! [Kipper] ...Heather's There! [Shelsey] ...Fresh Air! [Kipper] Don't give me strife! [Shelsey] Good bye, backyard life. PETSMART WE ARE THERE!!!! Guess what I gotta do today!!! I WENT TO PETSMART TO PLAY WITH MY BUDDIES AND MY BESTEST MOST FAVORITIST TRAINER, HEATHER, GAVE ME BIG GIANT PIG EARS!!!!!! AROOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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