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Saturday, August 31, 2002

 

My mushing days are over! My human said no more treats unless I act like a Good Citizen! Can you believe it?!?! I had to walk politely, sit and stay! I couldn't even bring anything home with me! When I found a used kleenex all I heard was KIPPER DROP IT! LEAVE IT!! Now if my human found something good on our walk SHE would get to bring it home! WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN A USED KLEENEX!!!!

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Friday, August 30, 2002

 

Today my human took me and my big sister walking at the SAME TIME! We were SO EXCITED. My human made it around the block faster than ever before! Forget that Earthdog stuff, I'm going to the IDITAROD!! AROOO!

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Wednesday, August 28, 2002

 

Today I was a BAD BOY, at least that is what my human said when I got thrown in jail. All I did was bite my sister, chew on the pillow, run crazy all over the house, scratch the sofa cause it ate my ball, and kicked and scratched my human. I didn't mean to be BAD but I was BORN TO BE WIIIILD!!!!!! (It really is NOT my fault cause I GOT MY MOTOR RUNNIN' and I'm not allowed to HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY so where else can I go LOOKIN' FOR ADVENTURE?!?! I guess jail CAME MY WAY!!)

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Tuesday, August 27, 2002

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE TERI!!! Did you notice I helped wrap your present? A couple of times I got too close to the tape and it pulled my hairz. Then I ripped a little piece of the paper when I was trying to grab it but I finally got it wrapped. I know what you do with wrapped presents so after it was all wrapped, I scratched the box and tried to unwrap it!! Who knows it mighta changed into a present for me under all that wrapping paper!! No such luck, still a human gift so I got to wrap it AGAIN! Hope you had as much fun unwrapping as I did wrapping! (Isn't tearing paper GREAT?!?!)

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Sunday, August 25, 2002

 

I RAN WITH THE BIG DOGS!!!! Well, they weren't THAT big, just a little bigger than ME, cause I'm a BIG DOG TOO! I ran and ran and jumped and kicked and before I knew it the Mastiff, Akita and Border Collie were on the floor and I was ready for MORE! AROOOO!

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Friday, August 23, 2002

 

Today my human mowed my grass and I got thrown in jail AGAIN. BUT GUESS WHAT?!?! I ESCAPED!! My human was so surprised when I came running out in the yard!! Didn't do me much good to escape though, my human caught me and put me in the maximum security prison til she finished mowing. Just wait!! I'll figure out how to escape from that one too!! AROO!

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Thursday, August 22, 2002

 

Kipper's Song Lyrics - by me KIPPER! Keep chewin', chewin', chewin'...Though they're disappearing...keep them pig ears comin', SWINEHIDE...Don't try to bury 'em...Just grab 'em, chew and gulp 'em...Soon we'll be chewin' big and wide...My heart's calculatin'...My pig ears will be waitin'...Be waitin', be waitin' by my side. Chew 'em up, gulp 'em down, gulp 'em down, chew 'em up, chew 'em up, gulp 'em down, SWINEHIDE...Chomp 'em down, eat 'em up, eat 'em up, scarf 'em down, rip 'em up, eat 'em up SWINEHIDE!!

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Monday, August 19, 2002

 

My human brought me home a pet of my own! An electronic mouse!! I chased that mouse all over the kitchen barkin and kickin til my tongue was almost draggin on the floor. I LIKE chasing that mouse!! Maybe Earthdog would be fun after all...think they would use my electronic mouse?!?!

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Sunday, August 18, 2002

 

Today I got to go to my FAVORITE store...PETSMART!!! We went to get my bird a new water dish but instead I got a new TOY and TREATS! My human is sooo easy and I've got that "I'm so cute, buy me stuff" look PERFECTED!!

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Saturday, August 17, 2002

 

My human bought me a new rug! I was told to leave it by the back door so I could dry my feet when I come in from swimming. WHY WOULD I USE MY NEW RUG TO DRY MY FEET?!?!?! The carpet, bed and couch work just fine for that. I like to scratch on my new rug and drag it ALL over the house and then lay on it to take a nap. If I dried my feet, my rug would be ALL WET!! Who wants to lay on a WET rug?!?! My human just doesn't understand ANYTHING!

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Wednesday, August 14, 2002

 

What is this Earthdog stuff? I'm a dog on earth but I am NOT going in a hole after a RAT!!! (For a pig ear maybe, but definitely NOT for a RAT!!!)

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Monday, August 12, 2002

 

My human groomed me again! Not only were my hairz plucked, my toe nails were cut and then some of my ear hairz were chopped off! I am NOT an OLD MAN! Those hairz belonged there!!!! But the absolute worst, most embarrassing part?!?! MY TWEETER HAIRZ WERE TRIMMED!!!! (Good thing my human doesn't have that camera yet...NO ONE SEES MY TRIMMED TWEETER!!!)

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Sunday, August 11, 2002

 

My human has been trying to spend ALL of MY money! I was so worried I wouldn't have money for pig ears I decided to "mark" the big change bottle as MINE! That didn't make my human happy but at least I have money for pig ears!!!!!!

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Saturday, August 10, 2002

 

It rained and rained today but I finally scared it away by running outside barking and kicking. But not before it filled my pool to the very top! Now I can get REALLY REALLY REALLY WET before I go in my house to shake and run! I'm not only FAST but SLIPPERY too...my human doesn't stand a CHANCE! AROOO!

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Friday, August 09, 2002

 

Today I gotta sit on the couch, watch TV and chew my bone...cept this time I insisted that my human share the TV tray so I would have somewhere to put my bone while I was chewing it. Why does she have a tray to put her food on when she eats but I am supposed to hold my own bone when I am trying to chew it?!?! I AM NOT GOING TO HOLD MY BONE IN MY PAWS!! I NEED A TRAY!!!

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Thursday, August 08, 2002

 

Today my grandpaw and his wife came to see me! I got to run and run and play and play. But then she sat down on MY bed. I jumped up on MY bed and ran around behind her and started digging in her hair. She yelled OUCH Kipper and jumped up! Maybe she didn't wanna be groomed?!?!

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Wednesday, August 07, 2002

 

I think maybe I LIKE this cleaning stuff. I got to bark and jump at the paper towels and then when I got really brave I tried to steal em! Then my human dusted my end table and I wanted to chase the dust cloth, but when I tried to jump up on the table it was SLICK and I slid all the way across it and fell off the other side! My mean human thought that was pretty funny so I stole that dust cloth and RAN, RAN, RAN!!!! Singing RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, I'M THE KIPPER MAN!

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Tuesday, August 06, 2002

 

My big sister brought a "cling on" in MY house! I smeared it in the carpet so my human wouldn't think I did it BUT WE STILL GOT IN TROUBLE! Next time I'll just add my "two scents"!

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Monday, August 05, 2002

 

When my human leaves for work she always says "Gotta go to work Kipper to make some money for your dog food, treats and toys". What is that all about?!?! Like she thinks I am going to feel guilty or something? That is what my human is for...to make money for me to spend! (and to make my dinner and fix my toys and chauffeur me to my friends house...)

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Sunday, August 04, 2002

 

My human sprayed some smelly stuff in my house. I AM NOT HAPPY! I've been barking and kicking and running outside but my house is still stinky! I wish my human would stop cleaning!!!! My house has been dirty for months and THAT IS THE WAY I LIKE IT!!!! My pigears should be on the floor...my balls should be on the couch...my bone should be in the bed...DON'T MESS WITH MY STUFF!!!!!!!!!

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Saturday, August 03, 2002

 

Today my human said I was a REAL MAN cause I grabbed the remote control and ran off with it and started changing channels. I WANT TO WATCH ANIMAL PLANET!!!! It is MY TV and MY house and now it is MY remote control!!!! AROOO

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Friday, August 02, 2002

 

My human brought home cake! I LOVE LOVE LOVE cake!!!!! I jumped and jumped so I could look up on the counter at the CAKE!! FINALLY after jumping and jumping and scratching and scratching on the cabinet I got some CAKE!!! I dunno why but my cake never has icing on it?!?!? Icing or no icing I LOVE CAKE!!

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Thursday, August 01, 2002

 

My human is upset with me. I destroyed my toy and scattered fuzzzzz all over the house. It WAS my toy and it IS my house so I really don't see what the problem is! Do you?!?!

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