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Wednesday, July 31, 2002

 

Today my human tried to give me the "evil eye". I fixed that by poking that "evil eye" with my "evil nose". As my grandpaw says "that'll learn ya!".

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Tuesday, July 30, 2002

 

Why doesn't my human understand that just because I "burp" up a little of my food it does NOT mean I am finished with it!!!!!

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Monday, July 29, 2002

 

Today I gotta go to CIMARRON'S house! We ran and ran and she rolled me all over the backyard. She even "convinced" my human to roll around on the ground too! hehehe YOU GO GIRL!!!!

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Friday, July 26, 2002

 

Someone took my human! This "new" human cleaned my house and took my toys! "Kipper put your toys away. Kipper no pig ears in the bed. Kipper take that bug back outside". Kipper this, Kipper that. Kipper, Kipper Kipper! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUMAN?!?!?

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Thursday, July 25, 2002

 

What if a human left a T-shirt on the floor and a nice, sweet dog happened to come by, see the shirt and carefully remove the tags to prevent them from scratching the human's delicate skin. Shouldn't the human be proud of the smart conscientious dog and reward the heroic efforts with pig ears? SOMEONE TALK TO MY HUMAN! I DESERVE PIG EARS! I AM NOT A BAD DOG! I AM A HERO!!

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Wednesday, July 24, 2002

 

Kipper's Movie Quotes - by me KIPPER! May the PIG EAR be with you! I see dead PIG EARS! NOW I'm HUNGRY! I'm off to see the pig ear...

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Tuesday, July 23, 2002

 

My human thinks I need to learn to bow. HA! Rulers do NOT bow. My HUMAN needs to learn to bow when I enter the room...and throw pig ears at my feet of course!

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Saturday, July 20, 2002

 

Today I getta go to my grandpaw's house and play with my friend Molly. I heard Auntie Teri got a big bag of pig ears and I was gonna go to her house and play with the bitchons, but she stood me up for a, a, a BABY! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING AUNTIE TERI?!?!? Doncha know DOGS RULE, BABIES DROOL! (Well ... maybe I drool a little when I see them pig ears.)

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Friday, July 19, 2002

 

Pig Ear Haiku - by me ... KIPPER! I LOVE them pig ears They are my favorite treat. Poor pig no ears, aw

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Wednesday, July 17, 2002

 

My human refuses to let me carry the clock around. No clock, no leg watch, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!? I might miss those little hotties on Animal Planet or more importantly...DINNER!

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Tuesday, July 16, 2002

 

Why doesn't my human understand underwear needs to be taken outside and aired out before washing?

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Saturday, July 13, 2002

 

Today I was thrown in jail while my human mowed the grass. As soon as I was released I went right out and did my "bizzness" on that ol' lawn mower. Don't think you can get me thrown in jail and get away with it. Signed... a revengeful Kipper

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Friday, July 12, 2002

 

I live with a PIG. My human came home with a BIG bag of food and wouldn't give me ANY. I sat politely and waited and still NO FOOD. I waved and did my best "speak" and still NO FOOD. So I took matters into my own paws and jumped up and grabbed the bag and RAN RAN RAN. My human can move FAST when there is food involved! I was tackled and the bag was taken away and I only got one little bite. Signed...a very sad and hungry Kipper.

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Thursday, July 11, 2002

 

My human tried to steal from me! I hid my bone under the recliner while my human was being a couch potato and thought it was safe, but THEN I saw my human open the recliner and try to reach under it and STEAL my bone. I had to act fast, so I jumped up on the footrest and made it come down and bang my human in the head, no stealing from ME. Bad Human, Bad Human, whatcha gonna go, whatcha gonna do when KIPPER comes for you!

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Tuesday, July 09, 2002

 

What is up with this shake and wave stuff? Dogs don't shake and wave! Dogs BUTT-SNIFF! Doesn't my human know ANYTHING?!?

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Monday, July 08, 2002

 

Kipper's Proverb - by me KIPPER! A pig ear in the mouth is worth two on the pig. Deep Eh?

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Sunday, July 07, 2002

 

Today my most favoritest, bestest Aunt Teri worked ALL day on my new website. Good thing she accepted puppy kisses as payment cause I didn't have enough pig ears to pay for all the time she worked and worked. (Of course she still has more work to do cause I gotta have the BEST website ever!) Here is a big AROO to you Auntie Teri! PS. Next time I come over make sure you have PIG EARS!

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Friday, July 05, 2002

 

Yesterday my human left me home alone AGAIN. This time for something called an Independence Day party at a pampered poodle, blabs and a bitchon house. I've never seen a poodle before but I've heard blabs and bitchon. While my human was gone I celebrated my independence and escaped from my "Home Alone Zone" and had the whole house to myself! FREEDOM! It's a good thing. AROOO!!

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Wednesday, July 03, 2002

 

Guess what I have discovered...SHOPPING!!! It isn't just for girls! When my human isn't watching me I can jump up on the table and SHOP! There is all kinda things on that table and if I choose something really good I getta play LET'S MAKE A DEAL with my human. I decide on how many treats my human has to give me to get the item back and it has to be a good treat or NO DEAL! (No blue light specials here!) But after I get my treats I gotta eat and run or my human throws me in jail for shoplifting! It's not shoplifting it is FINDERS KEEPERS and good ol' economics, if I got it and you want it PAY UP!

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Tuesday, July 02, 2002

 

My Song Lyrics...to the tune of "These Boots are Made for Walking" by Kipper These pig ears are made for eating, eating's what I do (du du du du) One of these days I'm gonna share my pig ears with you. (NOT!!) a a ROOOOOO ROOOO a a ROOOOOO ROOOO

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Monday, July 01, 2002

 

My human TRICKED me. That table I built is a GROOMING table. My human put me up on it and pulled out all my hairz! I did get treats but THAT DOESN'T REPLACE ALL MY HAIRZ!!! After I was plucked like a chicken I ran through the house grabbing my human's stuff and tearing it into shreds. Don't mess with a BALD KIPPER. GOT HAIRZ?????

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