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Saturday, June 29, 2002

 

I helped my human build a table! I ran ran ran with the pencil and got a TREAT for bringing it back. I ran ran ran with a bag of screws and got a TREAT for bringing it back. But then I chewed on the ruler and got thrown in JAIL. My talent is so unappreciated. If you have construction needs and can appreciate GOOD help (and have plenty of treats) call me! 1-800-PIGEARS

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Friday, June 28, 2002

 

Today my human left me home alone to go watch men in tights run, chase balls, scratch and spit. I can run, chase balls, scratch and drool isn't that close enough? I am much cuter and a much better ball player than those LOSERS! (And I play for free...well maybe for a couple of PIG EARS! AROO!)

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Thursday, June 27, 2002

 

I'M BACK! I was so busy playing with all my birthday toys I didn't get to write yesterday. Didja miss me? I already destroyed my duckie but I still have Zack's ball. That is the bestest toy! Today when my human got home from the groomer I gotta go to Cimarron's house again and we PLAYED BALL! I ran under her and around her and jumped over her chasing that ball. Ball playing is serious stuff AND I RULE!!! AROOO!!!

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Tuesday, June 25, 2002

 

AROOO!!!HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOMEHAPPYBIRTHDAYTOME TODAYISMYBIRTHDAYANDIAMSOEXCITED!!!IAMONEYEAROLD!AROOO!!! I hadda party and my human made me a special dinner and brought me a cupcake! (Musta been "on-sale" cause it didn't have any icing?) I gotta card from Auntie Teri, toys from my Human, treats from my Grandpaw and a ball from my cousin Zack. I dunno Zack but I LIKE him cause he has big, pink, smelly balls! AROO!!HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOME!HAPPYBIRTHDAYTOME!

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Monday, June 24, 2002

 

Tomorrow is my BIRTHDAY! I hope I get pig ears and some more pig ears and ummm PIG EARS! Did you know I LOVE pig ears?

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Sunday, June 23, 2002

 

What is this "around" stuff? Doesn't my human know the shortest distance between two points is a straight line? (Even if it means jumping up and running across the table?)

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Saturday, June 22, 2002

 

My human says "gimme paw", I say "gimme treat" and we will discuss it!

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Friday, June 21, 2002

 

Pig ears are very dear to my heart...and stomach! You can barbecue em, broil em, bake em, saute em. There's, um, pig ear kebobs, pig ear creole, pig ear gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pig ear soup, pig ear stew, pig ears and rice, pig ear burger, pig ear sandwich...(just call me Bubba Kipper)

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Thursday, June 20, 2002

 

AROOOOOO! Today my Human chauffeured me to my friend Cimarron's house. We ran and ran and played and played. Her Humans made a video of us cause we are SUPERSTARS! AROOOOOOOOO!

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Tuesday, June 18, 2002

 

About this clicker thing....I run to find the thing so I can chew it up but instead my Human tricks me with a treat. Then I get all happy and forget about that FREAKING clicker! Arf.... Click, click, click...I think I am going insane...

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